☹☺☻ CS Guy thanks the developers of Computer and Internet... Because they made it Falahari (फलाहारी) so that it can be used even in Navratri!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy Backups his System before Rainy Season... because his Data is Stored on Cloud!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy didn't Run in the race... because No Source Code was given!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy prefers drinking Coffee... because he knows Java!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy can't Talk to a New Guy or Gal on his own... because they would First need to Sign Up!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy didn't look too Smart... because Graphics Card not found! System running in Low Graphics!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy didn't cared about Swine Flu... because it cannot be transmitted via Internet!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy could not Submit Examination Copy in 3 Hours... because there was NO Submit Button!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy can Finish 3 hour Examination Paper in 4 Pages... using Data Compression!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ Do not Hit CS Guy with Colourfill Baloon... Else he will Ctrl+C Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V................!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy has created his Backup before Holi... He would simply Restore to 5th March 15 after Holi, 6th March 15!! ☹☺ ...
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CS Guy controls 'Pichkari'...
with Mouse Click!!
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☹☺☻ CS Guy purchases 'Gulal' for Holi... Asks for "COLOR #FF0000"!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy avoids Bhaang and Chemical Colours in Holi because... Drivers not Found!! ☹☺☻ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy doesn't Sleep ... He simply Logout!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy uses Bluetooth ...to Transfer Data from Mind to Examination Copy!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy doesn't have Poor Handwriting, ...he actually uses Data Encryption!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy installs an Antivirus right on his head ...it's called "Hair-oil"!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ Google Drive rejects to provide any more space to CS Guy... finally he decides to use his Brain!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy doesn't have a Girlfriend... because NO Promo Code/Discount Coupon can be applied there!! ☹☺ ...
☹☺☻ CS Guy rejects Yamraj's offer for Heaven... because there is No Internet Connectivity! ☹☺☻ Yamraj agrees for Free Wifi...even though he rejected! because no E-Commerce company has its delivery in Heaven!! ☹☺ ...
