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CS Guy thanks the developers of
Computer and Internet...
Because they made it Falahari (फलाहारी)
so that it can be used even in Navratri!!
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CS Guy Backups his System
before Rainy Season...
because his Data is Stored on Cloud!!
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CS Guy didn't Run in the race...
because No Source Code was given!!
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CS Guy prefers drinking Coffee...
because he knows Java!!
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CS Guy can't Talk to a New Guy
or Gal on his own...
because they would First need
to Sign Up!!
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CS Guy didn't look too Smart...
because Graphics Card not found!
System running in Low Graphics!!
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CS Guy didn't cared about Swine Flu...
because it cannot be transmitted
via Internet!!
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CS Guy could not Submit
Examination Copy in 3 Hours...
because there was NO
Submit Button!!
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CS Guy can Finish 3 hour
Examination Paper in 4 Pages...
using Data Compression!!
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Do not Hit CS Guy with Colourfill Baloon...
Else he will Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V...Ctrl+V................!!
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CS Guy has created his Backup before Holi...
He would simply Restore to 5th March 15 after Holi, 6th March 15!!
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CS Guy controls 'Pichkari'...
with Mouse Click!!
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CS Guy purchases 'Gulal' for Holi...
Asks for "COLOR #FF0000"!!
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CS Guy avoids Bhaang and Chemical Colours in Holi because...
Drivers not Found!!
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CS Guy doesn't Sleep
... He simply Logout!!
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CS Guy uses Bluetooth
...to Transfer Data from Mind to Examination Copy!!
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CS Guy installs an Antivirus right on his head
...it's called "Hair-oil"!!
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Google Drive rejects to provide any more space to CS Guy...
finally he decides to use his Brain!!
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CS Guy doesn't have a Girlfriend...
because NO Promo Code/Discount Coupon can be applied there!!
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CS Guy rejects Yamraj's offer for Heaven...
because there is No Internet Connectivity!
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Yamraj agrees for Free Wifi...even though he rejected!
because no E-Commerce company has its delivery in Heaven!!
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